SISTA GIRL UPDATED 03/14/02

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Dear Sista Girl ----

So lets see where I let off last time. I had had a date with the butcher boy. Turned out to be a very nice guy. Wasn't to fond of his name though. Eugene. Uh. yeah OK. If you can call that a name. He's the first black guy I've ever met with a white honkey tonk name like that. Anyways he decided to meet me at my place at around 8ish. Once I saw him all dressed up looking fine as can be the whole name thing disappeared. This guy is a fine piece o' ass! Of course I gets myself all gussied up so I'd be looking my best. He decided he was going to bring me to his friend's house for a party. Not bad, I can get him drunk much easier and then take advantage of him. So the night begins. We go out to a fried chicken shack for dinner. Man after my owns heart. Now with any other girl, that would be a big no-no. Not with Sista girl! No way man. I loves me my fried chicken. He says he has been craving it for some time. After that we took a long relaxing stride down the rest of the block. Now for the good part.

So we arrive at the party. Nice scene going on, DJ's, grubs, lots of alcohol. Mission "Get Drunk And Take Advantage Of" is in full affect! We mingle, he introduces me to some of his friends. Nice cats they are. Gets to bumping and grinding. Not a bad a bad dancer. You know what they say about good dancers! (hee hee). So the night progresses. We get to talking more. A lot more drinking is going on. Now I wasn't to smoked. I still had a pretty good grip on reality. I was just people watching when I met this girl *Candy (*names have been changed to protect the innocent) Well she was just a sweet old thing.

Well she was absolutely with out a shadow of a doubt blitzed. The later it gets the drunker she (and everybody else) gets. So we all pass out. NO I DID NOT GET ANY NOOKIE. That's ok just try, try again! Anyways we all wake up in the morning and I guess sweet innocent looking Candy went to bed with *Markus (one of Eugene's friends). Well it turns out that once the two of them passed out. At about 3 in the morning she pukes on the both of them. They're both so drunk they don't even know this. Continued to still sleep. Just like happy pigs in a puddle of mud, or shall I say puddle of throw up! About 5 in the morning (still passed out) she gets out of bed, takes off her pants, and proceeds to take a poo in the middle of the floor. Then she grabs *Markus's and wipes herself with them! After that she crawls back in bed. About 8:30 in the morning, those of us passed out in the living room, wake up to screaming, and swearing. Then we see Candy flying out of the house with a towel wrapped around her. What a night! Eugene is a nice guy but we will have to see where it goes. They say you are the company you keep. Wonder what his family is like. We'll just have to wait and see!

Love, me. xoxoxoxoxox